Tesla’s still pretending it’s a tech company, Stellantis is still pretending it’s a cool name, and Elon’s reality show got picked up by the White House. We break down whether SpaceX could survive a government “upgrade,” how tariffs are the financial version of playing chicken with yourself, and why Stellantis might just be the least-loved bargain in autos (with Maserati-sized baggage).

Also on deck: the S&P crosses the big 6-handle, oil prices yawn their way higher, and Circle’s IPO drops — because what the stablecoin market needed was more hype. Plus, a surprisingly intelligent discussion on IPO timing, salespeople, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ slow-motion hiring freeze.

What do falling oil prices, orbital battleships, and lab-grown mammoth meat have in common? Apparently, this episode. Brothers Drew and Quinn Millegan spiral through the economics of tariffs, why OPEC is the worst group project in history, and how the U.S. frackers might get kneecapped (again) by Saudi spite. We learn about Norway’s shockingly low-cost oil production, Russia planting flags on the Arctic seafloor, Greenland's prime real estate, and why you can't get your Temu order delivered. Then it’s on to teleportation ethics, hydrogen as a leaky disaster, and the future of synthetic meat.